About The Book
Genre: Humor, Satire
Publisher: Dragon Tree Books
Release Date: July 23, 2013
Buy: Amazon
Book Description:
Nuns just want to have fun! But when three former Catholic nuns, Coito Gott, Theodora Suora and Regina Grant have too much fun and get in trouble with the law, they become nuns on the run.
Driving back to Washington D.C. where they work at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Parts, the three sisters are arrested in Tennessee. After defeating the local deputy in strip poker, they escape from jail, and are pursued by the zealous Detective Schmuck Hole, who has personally offered a $10,000 reward for their capture on the 700 Club. Little do they know that when the three sisters visit the Washington Monument, their lives will change forever.
Set in 1979, The Three Sisters is a sacrilegious satire that skewers not only organized religion, but the government, the media, intellectuals, corporate greed and every other part of the establishment. Maybe not the greatest story ever told, but possibly the funniest.
“Blessed are they who read The Three Sisters, for they shall inherit eternal laughter.” — Matthew 5:66
“The most pestilential book ever vomited out of the jaws of Hell.” — Billy Sunday
“Les trois soeurs valent bien une messe.” – Henry IV
“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi che leggete Le Tre Sorelle.” – Dante Alighieri
Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that reading The Three Sisters may lead to Eternal Damnation. Side effects may include a renewed sense of humor and a better sex life.
Genre: Humor, Satire
Publisher: Dragon Tree Books
Release Date: July 23, 2013
Buy: Amazon
Book Description:
Nuns just want to have fun! But when three former Catholic nuns, Coito Gott, Theodora Suora and Regina Grant have too much fun and get in trouble with the law, they become nuns on the run.
Driving back to Washington D.C. where they work at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Parts, the three sisters are arrested in Tennessee. After defeating the local deputy in strip poker, they escape from jail, and are pursued by the zealous Detective Schmuck Hole, who has personally offered a $10,000 reward for their capture on the 700 Club. Little do they know that when the three sisters visit the Washington Monument, their lives will change forever.
Set in 1979, The Three Sisters is a sacrilegious satire that skewers not only organized religion, but the government, the media, intellectuals, corporate greed and every other part of the establishment. Maybe not the greatest story ever told, but possibly the funniest.
“Blessed are they who read The Three Sisters, for they shall inherit eternal laughter.” — Matthew 5:66
“The most pestilential book ever vomited out of the jaws of Hell.” — Billy Sunday
“Les trois soeurs valent bien une messe.” – Henry IV
“Lasciate ogne speranza, voi che leggete Le Tre Sorelle.” – Dante Alighieri
Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that reading The Three Sisters may lead to Eternal Damnation. Side effects may include a renewed sense of humor and a better sex life.
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Virtual Author Book Tours
Touring November 17 - January 3rd
Bryan Taylor is a double PK, a preacher’s kid of a preacher’s kid. With that legacy he faced two destinies, being an unhappy triple PK (Jubilees 17:23, “He that is born unto the son of a preacher and himself preaches shall be miserable until his dying day and suffer eternal damnation.”), or being sacrilegious and happy.
He decided to forsake the Southern Baptists for Catholicism, but when he applied to join a convent, he was rejected (sex discrimination!), so he decided to do the next best thing: write a novel about the three nuns he would most like to meet.
Bryan Taylor was born in Louisiana, grew up in Michigan and Texas, went to school in Tennessee, South Carolina and California, taught in Switzerland for a year, and has traveled to 50 countries, more than any Pope except Saint John Paul II. He now lives in California, which is one of the few places with people crazier than him.
Author Links
Website: http://www.threesistersnovel.com/
Blog: http://www.threesistersnovel.com/blog/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BryanTaylorAuthor
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18246773-the-three-sisters
Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/3sistersnovel/books/
He decided to forsake the Southern Baptists for Catholicism, but when he applied to join a convent, he was rejected (sex discrimination!), so he decided to do the next best thing: write a novel about the three nuns he would most like to meet.
Bryan Taylor was born in Louisiana, grew up in Michigan and Texas, went to school in Tennessee, South Carolina and California, taught in Switzerland for a year, and has traveled to 50 countries, more than any Pope except Saint John Paul II. He now lives in California, which is one of the few places with people crazier than him.
Author Links
Website: http://www.threesistersnovel.com/
Blog: http://www.threesistersnovel.com/blog/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BryanTaylorAuthor
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18246773-the-three-sisters
Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/3sistersnovel/books/
Schedule
Giveaway - Signed Paperback
November 17 - Introduction at VBT Café Blog
November 19 - Guest Blog at WWBB
November 21 - Guest Blog at Reader's Cubby
November 26 - Interviewed at BK Walker Books
November 28 - Spotlight at 4covert2overt
December 2 - Guest Blog at Book Reviews by Xunaira J.
December 4 - Guest Blog at Lori's Reading Corner
December 5 - Reviewed at My Tangled Skeins Book Reviews
December 10 - Interview Reviews and Interviews
December 12 - Guest Blogging at Joan's Astrology
December 16 - Guest Blog Book Reviews by Dee
December 18 - Spotlight at Bookalicious Traveladdict
December 19 - Reviewed at Books, Books, & More Books
December 20 - Guest Blogging at Writing Innovations E-zine
December 23 - Spotlight at Discoverwords.com
December 26 - Spotlight at Jody's Book Reviews
December 27 - Reviewed at BK Walker Books
December 30 - Guest Blogging at Bikers With Books
December 31 - Reviewed at Only God Can Make a Tree
January 2 - Spotlight at Book Suburbia
January 3 - Reviewed at Bikers With Books
Giveaway - Signed Paperback
November 17 - Introduction at VBT Café Blog
November 19 - Guest Blog at WWBB
November 21 - Guest Blog at Reader's Cubby
November 26 - Interviewed at BK Walker Books
November 28 - Spotlight at 4covert2overt
December 2 - Guest Blog at Book Reviews by Xunaira J.
December 4 - Guest Blog at Lori's Reading Corner
December 5 - Reviewed at My Tangled Skeins Book Reviews
December 10 - Interview Reviews and Interviews
December 12 - Guest Blogging at Joan's Astrology
December 16 - Guest Blog Book Reviews by Dee
December 18 - Spotlight at Bookalicious Traveladdict
December 19 - Reviewed at Books, Books, & More Books
December 20 - Guest Blogging at Writing Innovations E-zine
December 23 - Spotlight at Discoverwords.com
December 26 - Spotlight at Jody's Book Reviews
December 27 - Reviewed at BK Walker Books
December 30 - Guest Blogging at Bikers With Books
December 31 - Reviewed at Only God Can Make a Tree
January 2 - Spotlight at Book Suburbia
January 3 - Reviewed at Bikers With Books
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